Gotta Love West Campus @ University of Texas

For those of you who do not know Austin, Texas or the University of Texas, it is a pretty liberal place.  I graduate from UT and there was always a spot on campus where all the crazy people and not-so-crazy people gathered to debate, protest, circulate petitions or just be seen.  That place was West Campus.  Right next to the Drag (Guadalupe St.) and in front of the PCL (Perry Castaneda Library) and the Union.  That was always the place where you could see people arguing with each other over politics, religion, and other burning issues of the day.  I got this pic recently on West Campus, right in front of the PCL.  Seems like a conservative Christian Group was protesting Pornography and this guy quickly made a sign up and joined the protest.  Hilarious!

-- Enrique Santos

Hilarious Aussie Ford Commercial - Cane Toads

Penis Bread

Weird title for a Post, Right?  I am sure you will agree that this loaf of bread looks like a penis.  It was made at a local bakery here in Austin. A Friend of mine works there and she had to get a pic of it. She wanted to take it home, but they actually bagged it and sold it.  I wonder if the person who bought it saw what it looked like or just grabbed a random loaf!  

Surra do Bunda -- Weird New Dance Craze in Brazil

DUDE!  What the Hell is this?  This is from a Brazilian Game show.  Or something like that.  Apparently, it is a type of dance that is called "Surra do Bunda".  Looks pretty much like one of two things:
a.  Oral sex with the panties on
b.  A woman assaulting a man with her Va-Jay-Jay!!!



I like wild, crazy and kinky, but not when it could lead to whiplash or a broken nose!

The Boob Clamp-Stupid Idea but a Great Advertisement

This is a weird product -- BodyGeeks presents the “Boob Clamp”.

 The entire ad for this strange product is in Chinese, but in between the breast squeezing and laser sound effects (including a cool "power-up"), this product appears to make your body look skinnier, suck fat from your belly into your breasts, stimulate breast growth and even tone your ass.  And all without any Plastic Surgery!!!

Things like these are two sided.  Sure they make you look bustier and slimmer, but what is going to happen when you get home with the guy you met at the bar and have to take the thing off.  First off, most guys wouldn't even know how to take the thing off.  I am used to the hook, which I can unhook in a matter of seconds.  Secondly, what is going to happen when you reveal your unclamped boobs for your lover to see?  Is he going to be disappointed, confused...Or maybe he will be drunk enough he won't care.  Of course reality would set in the next morning (unless you put the uncomfortable thing back on after sex).

I just don't get it.  I mean women, and men for that matter, go to all this trouble to keep their stomachs in, look bustier, have a bigger ass or broader shoulders, etc.  Doesn't everyone realize that when it is time to get busy, the real you is going to show!  Sure, many guys and girls won't care, but there are also many who will care.  I guess I can understand all the boob jobs and surgeries.  At least that is there all the time, not just temporarily while you are out at the bars!

My final question is:   Why aren’t all advertisements like this?

Low Jeans and High Thongs!

I LOVE THONGS!!!! VIVA LA THONG!!!! But there is one way to ruin the thong. I have never liked the girls that wear those low, low cut jeans and then pull their thong up so you see about 4 inches of thong. It is even worse when they push down the low cut jeans another couple of inches. Come on!!! The magic of the thong is in catching a glimpse of it. Part of what makes thong watching fun is when some chick bends over to pick something up and there it is, the thong!! It appears for a second, then it is gone again. Or maybe when a girl is wearing some tight workout shorts and you can see the outline of the thong underneath. Or a girl wearing jeans and the top of the thong is barely visible. This is excitement. This is what the Thong is all about. Anyway, you get my point. I did find a pic of a girl that found a way to get around the low jeans/high thongs delimma.

I think that is a good and acceptable option. If you aren't gonna wear a thong, don't wear anything at all!!

The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody Trailer

Another Porn Parody.  We have already introduced you to the "Family Guy Porn Parody" and "The Three Stooges Porn Parody"  Now, I present to You "The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody" (The trailer is Safe For Work)

I can only imagine that this movie is kind of like an orgy starring Earth's Mightiest Heroes.  And former wrestler and Reality Show/Celebrity Rehab star Chyna is in it.  She plays the She-Hulk.